Questions

1. 01 Is this serious?

   The garment is. It is a 215gsm Stanley/Stella Sparker 2.0 in black with a one-colour plastisol screen print. Everything on this page about the cloth, the print and the postage is meant literally.

2. 02 Why is it a pre-order?

   The screen-print run is placed the day the window closes and sized by what people actually ordered. Nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is over-printed. It is dispatched 7 to 10 days after that.

3. 03 What does 215gsm mean?

   Grams per square metre, which is how heavy the cloth is. A supermarket tee is around 150gsm. The premium shelf starts around 215gsm. It is the difference between a shirt you can see your hand through and one you cannot.

4. 04 Why not print it cheaper?

   A one-colour screen print costs more to set up than the alternatives and lasts several times longer on black. The setup is paid once per run. The shirt is worn for years.

5. 05 What size should I take?

   The fit is boxy regular. Take your usual size for a square fit, or one up if you want it looser. Measurements are on the garment page, and a wrong guess is exchanged free.

6. 06 What if it does not fit?

   It is exchanged free and both postage legs are covered. Gift orders can be exchanged through 31 January.

7. 07 What if it is not what the page says?

   Send it back within 30 days for the full £35. No forms and no restocking charge.

8. 08 Do you ship outside the UK?

   Australia ships from the UK. US orders route to US fulfilment rather than being posted across the Atlantic. Other countries are not open yet.

9. 09 When is the next drop?

   Window dates are {CONFIRM} and are announced through the founder’s channels. There is a list on this site if you want telling.

10. 10 Who makes this?

    It is a small independent British label. Drop 001 is the first run.

Anything else goes to delivery and returns, or to the specification.