PROPER HARDMAN
A black t-shirt with PROPER HARDMAN printed on it.
- Weight
- 215gsm
- Blank
- Stanley/Stella Sparker 2.0, black
- 1-colour white plastisol screen print
- Fit
- Boxy regular. Sits square at the shoulder and holds it.
- Price
- £35
They call him Britain's hardest man.
DROP 001 of an unknown number
215gsm. Screen printed. Two words on the chest and nothing else on the garment.
Nothing is printed until the window closes. Your card is charged at pre-order.
Two tees you can order now. A hoodie in a later window. Two slots that are not for sale, stated as such. The specification sits under every one of them, because that is the only claim being made.
A black t-shirt with PROPER HARDMAN printed on it.
A black t-shirt with BRITAIN'S HARDEST MAN printed on it.
Not decided.
The design is not settled, so it is not shown.
The same two words, on 350gsm.
Opens with DROP 002. Not buyable yet.
This label has no customers yet, so there is nothing to quote and no number worth printing. The garment is described instead, in full, and you can hold the description against the thing when it arrives.
£35
Garment money for a garment. The words are included at no extra cost.
A slogan t-shirt in this country costs between £8.99 and £30, and not one of them tells you what it weighs.
A t-shirt that does tell you what it weighs costs between £48 and £90, and has nothing at all to say on the chest.
This is the only one doing both. The weight is stated. The blank is named. The print method is described before you buy rather than argued about afterwards. If the garment does not match those three lines when it lands, it comes back at our cost and you keep none of the risk.
That is the whole argument for £35. There is no second one.
Both carry the same print. They differ on weight, on price and on when they exist.
| Specification | Tee | Hoodie |
|---|---|---|
| Weight | 215gsm | 350gsm |
| Blank | Stanley/Stella Sparker 2.0 | Stanley/Stella Cruiser 2.0 |
| 1-colour white plastisol screen print | 1-colour white print | |
| Fit | Boxy regular | Boxy regular, dropped shoulder |
| Price | £35 | £70 |
| When | Drop 001, open now | Drop 002 |
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